“you’re only 18, you’ll regret that tattoo when you’re older” my mom says as she hands me college applications so i can decide on the career i’ll have for the rest of my life
i have to be funny because being hot is not an option
Or you could just be really nice and friendly, works too.
I hope I get a birthday cake like this when I turn 21.
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
Nothing happened.
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
oh mu gdo
oh lawdy that got intense
Just last week I happened to be awake at 3 am and heard “go away, stop it” from outside my apartment window. Of course I was worried and wound up going outside with my cell phone and my pocket knife (the cell phone so I could pretend I was on it). I found a woman across…
deducing-the-doctor-with-destiel:
i made a harlem shake
the official tumblr harlem shake
this is my favorite harlem shake ever
favorite.
(Source: chuck-charles)
Via The Wonderful World of Klink
when will i meet a cute boy who appreciates my dry sense of humor and uncontrollable sarcasm
(Source: ouijasquiji)
About Me
“I believe the single most significant decision I can make on a day-to-day basis is my choice of attitude. It is more important than my past, my education, my bankroll, my successes or failures, fame or pain, what other people think of me or say about me, my circumstances, or my position. Attitude keeps me going or cripples my progress. It alone fuels my fire or assaults my hope. When my attitudes are right, there is no barrier too high, no valley too deep, no dream too extreme, no challenge too great for me.”- Charles R. Swindoll-
